Only Shitheads Buy HDTVs

There is no truth about HDTVs having high-res. The joke's on you, butt-brains! The only real thing about high definition television is that it makes the viewers cross-eyed. Why? Try staring at the fluorescent lamp for three solid hours without blinking. I know you won't do it because it will cause eye strain. You see, the whole point, you dipshit! HDTVs are useless craps that cause viewing fatigue, eye strain, and other eye problems.

Can you imagine how fucking foolish you are? You shell out $120,000.00 only to become cross-eyed! You don't have to burn your credit cards, you stupid idiot! I'll be willing to fly an elbow right between your eyebrows, free of charge! Anyway, what's new with HDTVs? There's nothing new about it except that the 1080p resolution sources aren't available yet or it will never be available. For the morons: it means you won't enjoy the huge shit that you just bought. And here's more, I think the arse-lickers who created those shitty boob tubes are incapacitated in producing the 1080 pixel high-res that you shitheaded critters are waiting for. You know what, all of you who dig HDTVs are insufferable idiots! But the malady with you guys is that you're being fucked by those dumbass electronics makers without you knowing it.